Briana
5sos reading the fan fiction about themselves.
Calum: actually this is all fucking spot on i like it i'm gonna read this stuff
Michael: ok i am either a cuddly kitten or mad as fuck and mysterious and cocky there is no in-between here what is going on
Luke: alright so the piercing isn't going anywhere anytime soon as in never
Ashton: daddy ash? thats so cute their writing about me as a dad aweh *opens imagine and reads*
Calum:
Michael:
Luke:
Ashton: they didn't mean me as a father nope alright thats enough for today

rainbowjaeger:

ravioliwings:

What if the voice inside your head is who you were in your past life

image

jimfaindel:

werewolfchaos:

pagingme:

tastefullyoffensive:

[blaine gibson]

GASTON

Nobody get’s confused like Gaston

I cry for all those who do not know who this man is

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

k-lionheart:

themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

This is groundbreaking

penis-hilton:

me dying

fuchsiella:

 rosy blog
this 45 old woman’s booty puts most 18 year olds to shame :O

lnalloweentown:

literally want to be rich for the clothes