My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
5 year old with brain tumor has special birthday request!

All this little boy wants for his sixth birthday is a big box of birthday cards.

5-year-old Danny Nickerson was diagnosed in October with an inoperable brain tumor. He has been in such intense chemotherapy ever since his diagnosis that he no longer can attend kindergarten. As one can imagine, Danny has been a little lonely.

But one thing that cheers Danny up is receiving cards that have his name on them. So far, he has received 40 letters.

“I gave him a key to the P.O. box. He was so excited when he opened it,” Danny’s mom Carley told ABC News.

Let’s give Danny a great birthday! Anyone who wants to send Danny a birthday card (his birthday is July 25) can send it to the following address:

Danny Nickerson

P.O. Box 212

Foxboro, Massachusetts 02035


my favorite tweet of all time


my favorite tweet of all time


my friends are graduating this week





How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 


the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america


I warned you


I warned you

My dad once took me prom dress shopping because my mom had to work and I came out of the dressing room in a pink, poofy, frilly dress and my dad told me that wasn’t how he raised me.